| Holder lets Stevens off the hook |
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Barak Obama to Eric Holder at 8:18 April 02, 2009 "What the hell are you doing?" |
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Eric Holder to Barak Obama at 8:18 April 02, 2009 "What do you mean?" |
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Barak Obama to Eric Holder at 8:18 April 02, 2009 "The Stevens thing, why’d you let him off the hook? He’s guilty as hell!" |
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Eric Holder to Barak Obama at 8:18 April 02, 2009 "Sure he is, but the guys going after him broke a bunch of rules, we can’t go around ignoring the law to pursecute our political oponents." |
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Barak Obama to Eric Holder at 8:20 April 02, 2009 "Like hell we can’t! Have you forgotten? I’m the Obama, that means we have to break a couple eggs to make our omelet of Hope and Change." |
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Eric Holder to Barak Obama at 8:20 April 02, 2009 "Oh, so you were serious when you said in that meeting last week that you didn’t care if we broke every law in the books, as long as we had the mob behind us we were golden?" |
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Barak Obama to Eric Holder at 8:20 April 02, 2009 "You’re damn right I was serious." |
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Eric Holder to Barak Obama at 8:20 April 02, 2009 "Okay, I won’t let it happen again." |
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Barak Obama to Eric Holder at 8:20 April 02, 2009 "Good." |
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| G20 |
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Barak Obama to Gordon Brown at 8:25 April 01, 2009 "Can’t you cleanup the riff raff out there?" |
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Gordon Brown to Barak Obama at 8:25 April 01, 2009 "Sorry, free society and all that." |
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Barak Obama to Gordon Brown at 8:25 April 01, 2009 "Free my ass, they should be free to rot in jail if they can’t accept that times are changing." |
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Hugo Chavez to everyone at 8:26 April 01, 2009 "Yes, let’s get on to the business of setting up this global currency." |
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Gordon Brown to Hugo Chavez at 8:26 April 01, 2009 "Right-o." |
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Barak Obama to everyone at 8:26 April 01, 2009 "I think we should call them Earth bucks." |
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Gordon Brown to Barak Obama at 8:26 April 01, 2009 "We in Britain prefer Planet Pounds." |
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Vladimir Putin to everyone at 8:27 April 01, 2009 "The Soviet Union wants Global Rubles." |
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Hu Jintao to Vladimir Putin at 8:27 April 01, 2009 "Soviet Union?" |
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Vladimir Putin to everyone at 8:28 April 01, 2009 "Sorry comrades, I forgot our current charade. Ha, Yes the Russian people want Global Rubles." |
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Ron Paul to everyone at 8:28 April 01, 2009 "This is madness." |
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Barak Obama to Ron Paul at 8:28 April 01, 2009 "Shut up Ron you aren’t even supposed to be here. What did you do? Hide in my luggage or something?" |
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| Angela Merkel tells Gordon brown to stuff his global new deal |
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Gordon Brown to everyone at 9:44 March 29, 2009 "What we need is a world wide stimulus plan." |
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Barak Obama to Gordon Brown at 9:49 March 29, 2009 "Yes, the world economy is so interdependent that we must fix this together!" |
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Angela Merkel to Gordon Brown at 9:49 March 29, 2009 "Wait a sec, what exactly are you proposing?" |
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Gordon Brown to Angela Merkel at 9:49 March 29, 2009 "We will all commit to spending trillions on stimulus plans. And that will so inspire the economy that we will make the money back in future growth!" |
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Angela Merkel to Gordon Brown at 9:49 March 29, 2009 "And what if spending more money we don’t have depresses out economies?" |
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Gordon Brown to Angela Merkel at 9:50 March 29, 2009 "Preposterous." |
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Barak Obama to Angela Merkel at 9:50 March 29, 2009 "A silly notion." |
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Gordon Brown to Angela Merkel at 9:50 March 29, 2009 "You must join us, if only some of us do this and it doesn’t work we’ll be in a worse situation." |
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Angela Merkel to Gordon Brown at 9:50 March 29, 2009 "You might be, I refuse to participate in this plan, you can stick it up your social engineering ass." |
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Barak Obama to Angela Merkel at 9:51 March 29, 2009 "Cow!" |
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| North Korea holds U.S. hostages |
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Kim Jong-il to Barak Obama at 15:00 March 25, 2009 "Hey American scum, I have your women." |
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Barak Obama to Kim Jong-il at 15:00 March 25, 2009 "What? Michelle’s right here, I can see the girls over on the couch." |
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Kim Jong-il to Barak Obama at 15:00 March 25, 2009 "No not them, your reporters." |
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Barak Obama to Kim Jong-il at 15:01 March 25, 2009 "Who? What reporters?" |
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Kim Jong-il to Barak Obama at 15:01 March 25, 2009 "The two bitches that worked for Al Gore." |
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Al Gore to Kim Jong-il at 15:01 March 25, 2009 "Hey, those are very nice girls you’re talking about." |
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Kim Jong-il to Al Gore at 15:01 March 25, 2009 "Shut up has been! No one buys your global warming bull shit!" |
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Barak Obama to Kim Jong-il at 15:02 March 25, 2009 "So have some of our people. What do you want?" |
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Kim Jong-il to Barak Obama at 15:02 March 25, 2009 "I am testing my missiles. Or… ah satellite. If you do anything or interfere the hostages get it!" |
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Barak Obama to Kim Jong-il at 15:02 March 25, 2009 "Are you daft? I wasn’t going to do anything anyway. I know you just want peace and it’s only the U.S. that instigates hostilities." |
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Kim Jong-il to Barak Obama at 15:03 March 25, 2009 "Good, so long as you know. But just in case, I have them." |
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Barak Obama to Kim Jong-il at 15:03 March 25, 2009 "Keep them, I don’t care." |
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Al Gore to Barak Obama at 15:03 March 25, 2009 "Wait those are us citizens… you have to do something!" |
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Barak Obama to Al Gore at 15:03 March 25, 2009 "If you are so smart how come you keep having your global warming events on days when it’s snowing?" |
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Al Gore to Barak Obama at 15:03 March 25, 2009 "Hey…" |
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| Geithner wants to quit |
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Timothy Geithner to Barak Obama at 11:51 March 23, 2009 "Man, are you ever goign to appoint my support team?" |
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Barak Obama to Timothy Geithner at 11:52 March 23, 2009 "Of course not, if the treasure dept was fully staffed I couldn't lay all the blame on you when this all fails." |
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Timothy Geithner to Barak Obama at 11:52 March 23, 2009 "What?!" |
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Barak Obama to Timothy Geithner at 11:52 March 23, 2009 "Oh, didn't I mention that was part of the plan?" |
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Timothy Geithner to Barak Obama at 11:53 March 23, 2009 "No. I didn't realize I was being set up to be a fallguy." |
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Barak Obama to Timothy Geithner at 11:53 March 23, 2009 "Man, you're even dumber than the retards in the special olympics." |
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| Obama calls for the regulation of executive pay across the board |
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Barak Obama to Timothy Geithner at 17:49 March 21, 2009 "I think we're ready to call for expanding this regulation across other businesses." |
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Timothy Geithner to Barak Obama at 17:49 March 21, 2009 "Other than just the ones were we’ve given government funds?" |
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Barak Obama to Timothy Geithner at 17:49 March 21, 2009 "Yes." |
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Barak Obama to David Axelrod at 17:49 March 21, 2009 "But how do we convince people we have that right?" |
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David Axelrod to Barak Obama at 17:50 March 21, 2009 "Those morons will buy anything. We can just tell them, Look, these businesses could have the same problem AIG had, it’s our responsibility to fix the issue before another economic crash." |
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Rahm Emanuel to Barak Obama at 17:50 March 21, 2009 "After all Bush introduced the idea of pre-emptive action. We’ll just apply that to this economic war." |
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David Axelrod to Rahm Emanuel at 17:50 March 21, 2009 "Exactly." |
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George Bush to Barak Obama at 17:51 March 21, 2009 "Hey, what? Leave me out of this. You can’t do this. You’re talking about socialism. That’s not American." |
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Barak Obama to George Bush at 17:51 March 21, 2009 "American? Sure it is, I’m the president of America, anything I do is American by definition!" |
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Ron Paul to Barak Obama at 17:51 March 21, 2009 "But it’s not what this country was supposed to be." |
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Rahm Emanuel to Ron Paul at 17:52 March 21, 2009 "Says who? Some old dead white guys? We’re moving forward, we’re going to change this country for the better!" |
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George Bush to Rahm Emanuel at 17:52 March 21, 2009 "You’re going to ruin this country if you’re not careful." |
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Rahm Emanuel to George Bush at 17:52 March 21, 2009 "Shut up has been." |
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| AIG pays out bonuses |
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Timothy Geithner to Barak Obama at 17:07 March 16, 2009 "I was just looking through the books and realized something, AIG is paying out bonuses." |
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Barak Obama to Timothy Geithner at 17:07 March 16, 2009 "What? How can they do that, they accepted our bail out money." |
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Nancy Pelosi to Barak Obama at 17:08 March 16, 2009 "I guess we should have stipulated some limit on how they spend the bail out money." |
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Barak Obama to Nancy Pelosi at 17:08 March 16, 2009 "Too late for that now, lets claim they are abusing the bail out and announce we’ll get the money back. We can get the money back can’t we?" |
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Timothy Geithner to Barak Obama at 17:08 March 16, 2009 " Well technically we didn’t establish that ability, they are free to do whatever they want with it." |
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Barak Obama to no one in particular at 17:08 March 16, 2009 "Damn." |
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Nancy Pelosi to Barak Obama at 17:09 March 16, 2009 "Well we can just use political pressure to make everyone ignore our failure and focus on their greed." |
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Barak Obama to Nancy Pelosi at 17:09 March 16, 2009 "Let's do it." |
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Ron Paul to Barak Obama at 11:13 March 17, 2009 "Is it too late to point out that you guys specificly added language into the bill to allow this?" |
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Barak Obama to Ron Paul at 11:13 March 17, 2009 "Shut up Ron, No one likes you." |
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Barak Obama to Nancy Pelosi at 10:38 March 19, 2009 "How goes the vote?" |
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Nancy Pelosi to Barak Obama at 10:39 March 19, 2009 "Good, we're going to tax 90% of those bonuses, suckers. How dare they refuse to jump when told to." |
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Nancy Pelosi to Barak Obama at 14:56 March 19, 2009 "House passed their version, no wories those suckers money is good as ours." |
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Barak Obama to Nancy Pelosi at 14:57 March 19, 2009 "This is great no one even noticed manditory service slipping into the law books." |
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Nancy Pelosi to Barak Obama at 14:57 March 19, 2009 "Voters are so stupid, sometimes I almost feel sorry for them." |
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Barak Obama to Nancy Pelosi at 14:58 March 19, 2009 "haha yeah, almost." |
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Al Gore to Al Gore at 12:06 March 20, 2009 "test" |
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Timothy Geithner to Barak Obama at 12:06 March 20, 2009 "Damn it, they dug up that CSPAN tape where I was talking about the bonuses on the 3rd!" |
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Barak Obama to Timothy Geithner at 12:07 March 20, 2009 "When did you say you knew?" |
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Timothy Geithner to Barak Obama at 12:07 March 20, 2009 "The 10th." |
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Barak Obama to Timothy Geithner at 12:07 March 20, 2009 "Dumb ass. " |
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David Axelrod to Barak Obama at 12:08 March 20, 2009 "Don't worry, I'll get the spin machine on it. Byt the time I'm done no one will care that they've been lied to." |
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| Obama administration to release Gitmo prisoners |
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Eric Holder to Barak Obama at 10:43 March 19, 2009 "These guys seem legit I'm going to let them go." |
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Barak Obama to Eric Holder at 10:43 March 19, 2009 "Where are they going to go? Who has agreed to take them?" |
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Eric Holder to Barak Obama at 10:44 March 19, 2009 "No one wants them, so we'll have to just let them into the U.S." |
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Barak Obama to Eric Holder at 10:44 March 19, 2009 "Release terrorists into to the U.S. I can't see any problem with that. Go ahead." |
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George Bush to Barak Obama at 10:45 March 19, 2009 "Are you insane?!" |
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Barak Obama to George Bush at 10:46 March 19, 2009 "Now listen here. Your reign of terror is over. This is my time now. " |
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| Obama resumes fund raising two months after inauguration |
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Barak Obama to no one in particular at 9:09 March 16, 2009 "Man, I need more money, this running the country shit is expensive." |
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Ron Paul to Barak Obama at 9:10 March 16, 2009 "What the hell? between raising more in your campaign in history and spending more in your first couple months as president than anyone ever even conceived of perhaps you should be slowing down on the spending." |
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Barak Obama to Ron Paul at 9:10 March 16, 2009 "But if I don't spend more to get the people to support my spending I won't be able to get the money to spend." |
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Ron Paul to Barak Obama at 9:10 March 16, 2009 "Think about what you just said there." |
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| Chavez offers to let Russia park its Bombers in Cuba |
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Hugo Chavez to Vladimir Putin at 8:39 March 14, 2009 "Hey you know when you asked about parking your bombers here." |
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Vladimir Putin to Hugo Chavez at 9:06 March 14, 2009 "What? We didn’t ask for that. But it’s good to know we can." |
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Hugo Chavez to Vladimir Putin at 9:06 March 14, 2009 "Of course you asked, why would we offer otherwise?" |
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Vladimir Putin to Hugo Chavez at 9:07 March 14, 2009 "That’s not important, what’s important is that everyone knows we can park our long range bombers off the coast of America." |
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| China worries about its investment in the US Treasury |
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Wen Jiabao to Timothy Geithner at 15:59 March 13, 2009 "What are you guys doing with our money over there?" |
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Timothy Geithner to Wen Jiabao at 15:59 March 13, 2009 "We're on top of the situation. Don't worry." |
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Wen Jiabao to Timothy Geithner at 15:59 March 13, 2009 "Don't worry? We've lent you enough money to have built your own wall!" |
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Timothy Geithner to Wen Jiabao at 15:59 March 13, 2009 "Leave me alone I'm busy." |
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Wen Jiabao to Timothy Geithner at 16:00 March 13, 2009 "WE OWN YOU!" |
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Timothy Geithner to Wen Jiabao at 16:00 March 13, 2009 "Shut up and go back to making stuff to sell in our malls, everything will be fine." |
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| Nancy wants to spend more on 'Stimulus' |
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Nancy Pelosi to Barak Obama at 12:18 March 10, 2009 "Hey, I think we might need another stimulus package." |
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Timothy Geithner to Barak Obama at 12:19 March 10, 2009 "What? Is that bitch crazy? I haven't slept in weeks trying to juggle all the money we're throwing around already!" |
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Barak Obama to Nancy Pelosi at 12:19 March 10, 2009 "Call me later, we'll talk over lunch." |
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Nancy Pelosi to Barak Obama at 13:16 March 11, 2009 "Sure thing, just tell those idiots at the Air Force to give me a lift back to DC, I am so not flying comercial." |
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| Gov. Sanford Refuses Bail Out Money for South Carolina |
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Gov. Mark Sanford to Nancy Pelosi at 8:40 March 11, 2009 "I don't want your cash." |
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Nancy Pelosi to Gov. Mark Sanford at 8:41 March 11, 2009 "What? Take the money worm. Who do you think you are to have independent thought? We're trying to build unmitigated national dependence on the federal governent here. Do you part or we will have you removed." |
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Gov. Mark Sanford to Nancy Pelosi at 8:44 March 11, 2009 "Yeah that's what worries me, that and we just can't afford it, " |
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Barak Obama to Gov. Mark Sanford at 8:46 March 11, 2009 "Listen here, Govenor, We can afford anything we want. Perhaps you didn't hear the news, but the people voted for Hope, Hope and Change." |
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Ron Paul to Barak Obama at 8:50 March 11, 2009 "Sanford is right. As I've been saying all along..." |
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Barak Obama to no one in particular at 8:51 March 11, 2009 "What's that noise? Does anyone hear that? It's like some small insignificant bug is flying around... buzz buzz. " |
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| Kim Jong-Il gets 99.98% of the vote |
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Kim Jong-il to everyone at 16:22 March 10, 2009 "99.98% bitches!" |
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Hillary Clinton to Bill Clinton at 16:23 March 10, 2009 "What the hell is Kim babbling about?" |
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Bill Clinton to Hillary Clinton at 16:24 March 10, 2009 "North Korea just held an 'election', and no one dared oppose him." |
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David Axelrod to Bill Clinton at 16:26 March 10, 2009 "Man, that would have made my life eaiser." |
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Rahm Emanuel to David Axelrod at 16:26 March 10, 2009 "Soon enough. ;)" |
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David Axelrod to Rahm Emanuel at 16:27 March 10, 2009 "What?" |
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Barak Obama to Rahm Emanuel at 16:27 March 10, 2009 "Ssssh!" |
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Rahm Emanuel to no one in particular at 22:35 March 10, 2009 ":)" |
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| Kim Jong-Il Tests a new missile |
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Kim Jong-il to Barak Obama at 22:34 March 09, 2009 "I am launching a missile test and calling it a satellite, I double dog dare to do shit about it." |
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George Bush to Barak Obama at 20:49 March 10, 2009 "Get him Obama! Kick his ass!" |
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| Biden and Obama want to bail on Afghanistan |
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Joe Biden to Barak Obama at 10:20 March 10, 2009 "We've got to get out of Afghanistan, that place sucks. I know you said we'd win there, but give it up." |
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Barak Obama to Joe Biden at 10:21 March 10, 2009 "Yeah, the voters are morons anyway, they'll forget about it soon enough. " |
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Osama bin Laden to George Bush at 10:25 March 10, 2009 "Hah! I told you those guys were wimps. I win!" |
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George Bush to Osama bin Laden at 10:26 March 10, 2009 "Dang it!" |
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George Bush to Barak Obama at 10:28 March 10, 2009 " Are you going to let him get away with that? Come on, kick his ass!" |
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Barak Obama to George Bush at 10:29 March 10, 2009 "Shut up looser, the people rejected you. It's my time now! Do you hear me, it's my time!" |
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George Bush to Barak Obama at 10:30 March 10, 2009 "Dude, I wasn't even running. There's this little thing called term limits..." |
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Osama bin Laden to George Bush at 10:30 March 10, 2009 "Thank Allah for those. :)" |
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Barak Obama to George Bush at 10:31 March 10, 2009 "Term limits smerm limits, the people rejected you and love me. Yes We Can!" |
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| Obama Gives Gordon some crummy DVDs |
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Gordon Brown to Barak Obama at 22:59 March 09, 2009 "Bloody dvd's, are you frikken retarded?" |
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Barak Obama to Gordon Brown at 23:00 March 09, 2009 "Sorry about that, this job is tiring and I had to grab something from the gift shop last minute. Love the historically significant pen holder though. Thanks." |
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Gordon Brown to Barak Obama at 23:00 March 09, 2009 "Stuff it Yank." |
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